random questions to ask someone :)
1: What is your full name?
2: If you could change your first name what would you change it to?
3: When is your birthday?
4: How old are you?
5: Have you ever been to other countries?
6: Where are you from?
7: What is your ethnic background?
8: What is your mother language?
9: Do you speak other languages?
10: What language do you really want to speak?
11: Do you like where you live?
12: Where would you rather live?
13: Your favorite place in the world?
14: A place you want to see?
15: A country you want to visit?
16: What is your zodiac sign?
17: Have you ever cheated on someone?
18: Have you ever been cheated on?
19: Are you forgiving?
20: What do you consider unforgivable?
21: What kind of music are you into?
22: What is your favorite book?
23: What is your favorite color?
24: Are you religious?
25: Do you believe in afterlife?
26: Do you believe in aliens?
27: Do you believe in ghosts?
28: Are you anything like your zodiac sign?
29: Would you consider yourself spiritual?
30: What does your name mean?
31: Do you have any pets?
32: Do you have siblings?
33: How tall are you?
34: Do you like how you look?
35: What about your weight?
36: What would you do if you won the lottery?
37: If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
38: What talents do you have?
39: What is your favorite sport?
40: What is your favorite film?
41: What is your favorite song?
42: Are you vegan, vegetarian or a meat-eater?
43: Do you want to get married?
44: Are you reliable?
45: Do you have many friends?
46: Are you a good liar?
47: Are you left or right handed?
48: Do you have tattoos?
49: Do you have piercings?
50: What was the last book you read?
51: Do you have any strange phobias?
52: Do you have a mental illness?
53: Are you shy or self-confident?
54: Are you a tidy or messy person?
55: Let's be honest, are you a bad loser? Or a bad winner?
56: Do you like poetry?
57: Are you ticklish?
58: Are you allergic to anything?
59: Biggest turn on?
60: Biggest turn off?
61: Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend?
62: What is your sexual preference?
63: Do you like casual sex or do you prefer to have sex with someone you love?
64: Are you a virgin?
65: Do you have any kinks?
66: Are you a romantic person?
67: Anything you're afraid of?
68: What makes you angry?
69: Could you ever have an affair with a married person?
70: *Think about own questions*

bevelrey:

goth jock looks

(Source: peterberries)

vinebox:

"When I told my brother that there was a bug on him"

shuckl:

tropidurus:

Wtf this dog is broken

get a refund

shuckl:

tropidurus:

Wtf this dog is broken

get a refund

praisethewarmachine:

Everything Tommy Wiseau does is like the beginning part of porn but the porn never happens and the beginning just extends throughout the entirety of the runtime

(Source: nflstreet)

(Source: moronbaby)

HehHE

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(Source: iamtallandthin)

there is nothing nicer than than hearing a dog breathe as it lays next to you asleep

primadollly:

*me pointing to my gender* cool gender
*truscum large crying voice* No.. you dont underknow .. Stop.. thats not a gender you are wrong… please… please stop talking about gender you are too wrong for it… You cannot say this fake thing 
*me pointing to my gender* love that gender

alright-angel:

hi.  can we get jobhaver to $5,000 on her fundraiser within the next 24 hours pls?